*softly* you’re an unpleasant person
Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. I don’t care
Ma’am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you’re unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I’m experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this
“You’ve lost a customer!” No. No, I wouldn’t call this a loss
“Be sure to pass my complaint along to management.” I won’t. In fact, I’m going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass
“I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!”
Cool. Don’t
“We are never eating again!”
“Can I get that in writing?”
“They back next Thursday, all smiles.”
Hate you.