Posted on by Erik Chipchase

quasi-normalcy:

sallvatore:

big-dick-nigga-3:

kingsandqueensunited:

keepyourrosariesoffmyovaries:

I’VE BEEN FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE THIS SHIT FOR YEARS!!!!!

🧐🧐

One more thing that’s fucked in America.

did not know this wow

The more that I learn, the more that I start to suspect that all elements of American culture are rooted either in slavery or in successful ad campaigns.

Waited tables putting myself through school.
Everything here is true.

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Posted on by Erik Chipchase

teaboot:

*softly* you’re an unpleasant person

teaboot:

Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am. I don’t care

teaboot:

Ma’am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you’re unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I’m experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this

teaboot:

“You’ve lost a customer!” No. No, I wouldn’t call this a loss

teaboot:

“Be sure to pass my complaint along to management.” I won’t. In fact, I’m going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass

teaboot:

“I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!”

Cool. Don’t

“We are never eating again!”
“Can I get that in writing?”
“They back next Thursday, all smiles.”
Hate you.