Now listen to me, you benighted muckers! We’re going to teach you soldiering,
The world’s noblest profession! When we’re done with you, you’ll be
able to stand up and slaughter your foes like civilized men! But first,
you will have to learn to march in step. And do the manual of arms
without even having to think! Good soldiers don’t think, they just obey!
Do you suppose that if a man thought twice, he’d give his life for
Queen and Country? Not bloody likely! He wouldn’t go near the
battlefield! One look at your foolish faces tells me that you’re going
to be crack troops. Ohhh him there with the five-and-a-half hat size has
the makings of a bloody hero!