subway-stalinist:

marxism-leninism-memeism:

“On 23 October [1917], Lenin ventured out of his hiding place to address the Central Committee in person.Despite the fact that many of those who gathered had been released from captivity during the Kornilov Affair, most wore disguises of varying degrees of efficacy; Lenin had shaved off his trademark beard and wore a curly wig.”

Prit Buttar – The Splintered Empires

how come none of those socialist realists ever painted lenin clean-shaven in a bad toupee

Here’s what he looked like ftr

This how he looked before the aibrushers got busy.