this may already be on tumblr but i laughed until i cried this morning so i thought i’d bless you all (source)
While searching for an image of the basic mechanical can openers that I remember using at scout camp decades ago, I was horrified to find that Home Depot finds it necessary to have a page entitled “How to Use a Can Opener”.
Shoot the beans open! Isn’t there a Clint Eastwood tutorial on this?
They are talking about a second Krystallnacht, let us be clear about this.
For the week of J20, be careful, support your locals, and be armed and ready to dip.
They will apparently be targeting higher profile Jewish persons and places but other activists/PoC/Minorities are not off the menu.
They are out for blood, please plan with your community, make yourselves safe.
Image Description: DMS or comments labeled ‘Boogaloo comments’. A message labeled ‘Boogaloo Intel Drop’ leads as follows:
A graphic with the words Million Militia March, January 20, 2021 Washington DC. Beneath the words “@/wuishappening The Trumpists will be keeping DC and the military busy on the 20th as you can see. Meanwhile the lizards homes all across the country should be open for more professional ops.”
Then there is another message, in a thread labeled ‘The Great Reset’, which reads as follows: “Gee what do we have here [eyes emoji]. The technocrats panicking and fortifying their sacred little civic religion capital? I bet they fully plan mass arrests of trumpist conservitards all in one spot.
However it seems they’re disregarding the fact that unlike a centralized bureaucracy the common accelerationist isn’t one org, it’s multiple groups in multiple locations. There is no formal hierarchy. Thus, it would be pretty stupid if anyone here was actually considering going to a meme 2nd protest in DC just to get mowed down/arrested.
The smart ones are those who exploit the divided attention and the incapability of this Jewish government to protect more than one place and more than a few persons. A popular guerrilla onslaught is a nightmare for them, why do you think they’ve been so hellbent on banning guns and body armor?
These lizards have addresses outside DC, all over the country, hell maybe nearby in your fly-over state. Is the military going to deploy in mass everywhere?
They can’t”
End ID
Corroboration and expansion by a trusted friend, so I’m putting this in a reblog now: if you’re a POC in Seattle and you need someone to run errands or somewhere to shelter, feel free to DM me. I don’t really have money, but I’ll do everything that I can that doesn’t require it.
Please take this seriously.
If you’re willing to help out jewish people in these areas, too, please say so.
These motherfuckers are explicitly targeting Jewish people and Jewish communities. “Lizard” is still code for “Jewish”. Don’t leave these communities out of your offers for help.‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Fucking Nazi’s.
Michigan Sheriff Excuses Threat To MI Governor As ‘Citizens’ Arrest’
Michigan Sheriff Excuses Threat To MI Governor As ‘Citizens’ Arrest’
The domestic terrorists planning to kidnap Michigan’s governor have a champion in Sheriff Dar Leaf, who took time out of his busy day to defend them from the conspiracy charges they’re facing for plotting to kidnap the governor of Michigan.
Leaf was shocked that federal charges were leveled against those poor men.
“It’s just a charge, and they say a plot to kidnap, but you have to remember that, are they trying to kidnap?” Leaf said in an interview with Fox17 News. “Cause a lot of people are angry with the governor and they want her arrested. So, are they trying to arrest or was it a kidnap attempt? Because you still can, in Michigan, if it’s a felony, make a felony arrest.”
You know, I’m angry at the so-called president too and want him arrested for what I view to be criminal acts, but I’m not plotting with some bearded, gun-toting malcontents to kidnap him. Who told those entitled white men that they’re allowed to just go arrest a duly elected official because they’re pissed off that they can’t play their wargames on Saturdays in the woods for a few months?
Not content to stop there, the sheriff went on to spew forth some argle-bargle about a criminal code section allowing them to make this “arrest.”
“I think it’s MCO 764.4 or something like that, .5, somewhere around there,” Leaf explained. “It doesn’t say if you’re in elected office you’re exempt from that arrest. So, I have to look at it from that angle and I’m hoping that’s more what it is.”
Michigan Sheriff Excuses Threat To MI Governor As ‘Citizens’ Arrest’
Michigan Sheriff Excuses Threat To MI Governor As ‘Citizens’ Arrest’
The domestic terrorists planning to kidnap Michigan’s governor have a champion in Sheriff Dar Leaf, who took time out of his busy day to defend them from the conspiracy charges they’re facing for plotting to kidnap the governor of Michigan.
Leaf was shocked that federal charges were leveled against those poor men.
“It’s just a charge, and they say a plot to kidnap, but you have to remember that, are they trying to kidnap?” Leaf said in an interview with Fox17 News. “Cause a lot of people are angry with the governor and they want her arrested. So, are they trying to arrest or was it a kidnap attempt? Because you still can, in Michigan, if it’s a felony, make a felony arrest.”
You know, I’m angry at the so-called president too and want him arrested for what I view to be criminal acts, but I’m not plotting with some bearded, gun-toting malcontents to kidnap him. Who told those entitled white men that they’re allowed to just go arrest a duly elected official because they’re pissed off that they can’t play their wargames on Saturdays in the woods for a few months?
Not content to stop there, the sheriff went on to spew forth some argle-bargle about a criminal code section allowing them to make this “arrest.”
“I think it’s MCO 764.4 or something like that, .5, somewhere around there,” Leaf explained. “It doesn’t say if you’re in elected office you’re exempt from that arrest. So, I have to look at it from that angle and I’m hoping that’s more what it is.”
republicansaredomesticterrorists:
Here’s your shooter and his mom. The militia photos of his parents that are going around are believed to be fakes.
He is a murderer & a high School drop out.
Good he found focus.
A bunch of anti-covid protection measure far-right dudes tried to storm the Reichstag today.
A bunch of anti-covid protection measure far-right dudes tried to storm the Reichstag today.
Christian Fundraising Group Raises Over $200,000 For Kyle Rittenhouse
Christian Fundraising Group Raises Over $200,000 For Kyle Rittenhouse
Another one of these far right groups using religion. The famous saying, erroneously attributed to Sinclair Lewis comes to mind:
“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
Source: Religion News Service
(RNS) — A Christian fundraising site, Give Send Go, has earned more than $192,000 of it’s $200,000 goal for the alleged Kenosha shooting suspect Kyle Rittenhouse as of Saturday evening (August 29).
A scrolling ticker on the website shows who has recently donated to trending campaigns, many of whom are supporting the Rittenhouse fundraiser.
Rittenhouse, 17, was arrested on Wednesday, August 26, and is being charged as an adult with two counts of first-degree homicide and one count of attempted homicide, according to published reports. He also faces charges of recklessly endangering two other victims and possessing a weapon while under the age of 18.
From their site, their campaign titled “Raise money for Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Defense”:
Thank you Jesus.