Please. Stop. There is NO food shortage only a logistics crunch.
The grocery supply chain is carefully calibrated to stock stores with just enough of what they need, not even Amazon’s algorithms could predict this unprecedented fear-fueled buying. So, ultimately it is you – the asshole buying 20, 30 and 40 of things – that is making matters worse.
In fact, i think I may go troll some grocery stores just to start fights with you motherfuckers. Oh wait. DON’T TOUCH ME! *dons gloves*
