Please. Stop. There is NO food shortage only a logistics crunch.

The grocery supply chain is carefully calibrated to stock stores with just enough of what they need, not even Amazon’s algorithms could predict this unprecedented fear-fueled buying. So, ultimately it is you – the asshole buying 20, 30 and 40 of things  – that is making matters worse.

In fact, i think I may go troll some grocery stores just to start fights with you motherfuckers.  Oh wait.  DON’T TOUCH ME!  *dons gloves*


ONE WEEK of NORMAL shopping & we would be fine.
Except for the assholes with 5 pallets of toilet paper, but screw them.
(I hope rats get to it first.)


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