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bogleech:

bogleech:

I thought these were a photoshopped joke but they are real and almost $800

I will say I like this model’s overall look because it really says “strange protestant woman you find being raised like a small child in a decrepit almost unfurnished cabin in the forest who somehow has no knowledge of technology or history past the 1700′s and urgently warns you to leave before dark because Dearest Grandma-ma Does Not Like Outsiders which is a statement punctuated by an ambiguous scratching sound echoing from within a pitch black hole in the middle of the floor which the woman responds to with a nod and a smile as if she heard words down there and also she has $755 gucci glasses”

Encounter: strange protestant woman you find being raised like a small child in a decrepit almost unfurnished cabin in the forest who somehow has no knowledge of technology or history past the 1700′s and urgently warns you to leave before dark because Dearest Grandma-ma Does Not Like Outsiders which is a statement punctuated by an ambiguous scratching sound echoing from within a pitch black hole in the middle of the floor which the woman responds to with a nod and a smile as if she heard words down there and also she has $755 gucci glasses

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