I can not express how HYSTERICAL I am over the way my roommates decided to cut my cake
This is how I found it this morning and I am THIS CLOSE 👌🏻 to murdering someone
In case anyone wants an update, they left this minuscule square so they wouldn’t have to wash the plate. I am, and I can not stress this enough, LOSING MY MIND
Every morning the people around me wake up and they choose VIOLENCE
You have missed the point entirely. Growing up with four other siblings, the rule was the first on cuts & chooses last. You learn to cut dissimilar sizes to confuse everyone who grabs before you.
