водочный автомат
Russian vodka dispenser machine.
The dialog is even more hilarious
[Man]-
I’m going to show you. Here we have a secret compartment for the
keys[Woman]-
What are those keys?[Man]-
See, it says “Activate”, so we take out the key…<note
on display>: insert the access key[Man]-
Now we can turn on the lights[Woman]-
Lights, Ok[Man]-
Now we can dial how much we want to drink. We can drink either 25
grams, 37,5 or we can take 50. Let’s set for 25, for 3 person. So 3
warheads, 25 megaton each, and press “START”.<machine
starts working>[Woman]-
Look how neatly it works<robotic
voice>: Mission complete, missiles away<note on display>: Warheads used – 3.
Total power – 75mt[Woman]-
Where did you get that thing?[Man]-
We designed it ourselves[Woman]- They designed it themselves
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