Our goddamn president, Donald Trump, bumblefucked his way through the
last couple of days, essentially lumbering over to Paris in order to
loudly fart at our allies before smiling
at Vladimir Putin the way one smiles at one’s bookie while trying to
convince him not to have your kneecaps broken. In the course of the
weekend and today, which included Veterans Day (or, you know, Armistice
Day), Trump and his administration of boobs, twits, and fuck-ups managed
to insult and degrade veterans and U.S. troops.